Hey there, patient shoppers! We like to keep things real, and that includes our shipping policy. We know you're eager to get your hands on our fantastic tees, but here's the lowdown on why things might move at a sloth's pace:
No Cutting in Line! First things first, nothing is premade here. Nope, nada. When you place an order, your item goes to the back of the line, just like you do at the DMV (but with fewer forms). We handcraft each product with love and care, so it takes a little time to make it perfect.
Meet Our Super-Slow Shipping Squad We ship using our top-secret "Snail Express" service, a.k.a. the good ol' USPS. It's mostly reliable, but it's about as fast as a tortoise with a lead backpack. And the best part? We don't charge a dime for it! So, no grumbling about shipping speed, okay?
We Get It, You're on a Budget 🎓 We know many of you are college students—or at least on a tight budget, and we respect that! We are there too; remember we are two college students ourselves. That's why we keep our prices as friendly as a golden retriever at a park.
But Wait, There's Good News! While we may be slow and steady, we promise it's worth the wait! Our products are made with love and attention to detail, and we want you to be over the moon when you finally receive them.
So, hang tight, be patient, and think of it as an opportunity to practice your zen-like patience. We're working hard to get your order to you as soon as possible, but we won't compromise on quality.
If you have any questions or just want to chat while you're waiting, feel free to reach out to our super-friendly customer support team. They've got plenty of jokes to keep you entertained while you count down the days.
Thanks for choosing PTC, where slow and steady shipping meets exceptionally cool products. We appreciate your support, and we can't wait to see you rocking your new gear when it finally arrives!
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